Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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