Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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