I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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