**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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