Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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