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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Semen is not good for contacts.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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