i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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