GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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