What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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