Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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