I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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