Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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