Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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