How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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