What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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