Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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