I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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