Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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