found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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