and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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