why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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