I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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