I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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