so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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