using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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