I want to walk on stilts...naked
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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