Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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