a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
