This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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