there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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