you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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