yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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