did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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