quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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