Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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