: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
