I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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