Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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