Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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