please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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