I want to stick my p in your. b.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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