Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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