Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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