it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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