No stitches, just platelets and will power
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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