Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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