good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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