he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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