real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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