Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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