And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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