I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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