After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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